Bureau of Expensive Living — Hoodie
A DECENT LIFE IS NOT A LUXURY.
Made to order. Check the fit guide below before ordering.
Defects and order errors are covered. Return Policy.
BUREAU OF EXPENSIVE LIVING
Groceries. Rent. A little time off. Somehow, ordinary life got the luxury treatment.
The Bureau turns that contradiction into a statement: a decent life should leave room for living. For people who work, build, and want a life beyond the bills.
A DECENT LIFE IS NOT A LUXURY.
The Bureau manifesto: an affirmation of dignity, time, and room to choose.
The piece
Bureau of Expensive Living puts the manifesto in print: a discreet B&BE signature at the left chest and a clear declaration across the back. Warm ivory on black.
Details
- Black unisex pullover with front and back prints
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric with a brushed fleece interior
- Double-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs and hem
- Sizes S–5XL; made to order
Fit & size guide
Classic unisex fit. Compare the measurements below with a hoodie you already like. For a roomier look, choose a size with more width than your current hoodie.
Garment measurements, not body measurements. Lay your hoodie flat. Measure the width across the chest from underarm to underarm, and the length from the highest shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem. Measurements are approximate and can vary slightly.
Measurements in inches
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Measurements in centimeters
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61.0 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66.0 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Care
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent. Skip fabric softener. Hang dry or tumble dry on low. Do not iron the print or dry clean.
Production & shipping
Imported garment, printed to order. Production typically takes 2–5 business days before shipment. Transit time is additional; delivery estimates at checkout are not guaranteed. Tracking is provided when available.
Standard U.S. shipping for one hoodie: $8.79 USD. Shipping for larger or mixed orders is shown at checkout. Applicable taxes are calculated at checkout. See our Shipping Policy.
Returns & order issues
No voluntary returns or exchanges for a change of mind or for a size or color you selected, except where required by law. Check your fit before ordering. For damage, defects, printing errors, or an incorrect item, contact beaver.baldeagle@proton.me. A confirmed issue will be resolved with a replacement or refund at no additional cost, in accordance with applicable law. Your statutory rights are preserved. Read our Return Policy. Contact us before sending any item back; we will provide instructions if a return is needed.